| PHOTOSHOP PROJECTS 
This is just a sampling of images that I edited together with photoshop. Some are more elaborate
than others, of course. Often if I'm just throwing something together to be fun or humorous, I 
don't take the time to make it perfect. And I'm still learning new tricks. I'm certainly no
expert with the software, I just know enough to be dangerous. :)
 
I have a separate page for my demotivational poster parodies.
 
 
 
 Giraffe Squid 
This was my "I'm learning photoshop" project. I had to use the various eraser tools, blending
and transparency, warp, etc.
 
 
 
 Historical German Swordsmanship Keyboard 
 
 
 Truck Problems 
I made this to post to facebook as a status update. I said I was having 
some problems with my truck that morning. 
 
 
 
 Werewolf Knight 
This was also a facebook post. Most of my friends know I dress up as a knight at the
renfaires. But just before Halloween, I posted this and commented that there are 
some days that I should just leave the helmet on. :)
 
 
 
 Obamort 
A cross between Obama and Voldemort. Made by my dad.
 
 
 
 The Sword in the Stone 
Excalibur, perhaps. I bought some royalty-free image downloads, and used a photo of
one of my own swords. 
 
 
 
 Sir Brian in a muumuu 
This was a joke on our forum. 
 
 
 
 Patriotic Mordschlag 
An intentional anachronism. Me, in full armor, doing a "mordschlag" (literally "murder stroke", or strike with the hilt),
with an American flag behind me.
 
 
 
 Sir Brian on a horse 
Just for fun, I managed to put Sir Brian on a horse. Had to distort his legs, reposition
his scabbard, and blend it with two other photos. The horse and grass came from one
image (after erasing all the fence-posts around the horse), and the rest of the background
is from another image.
 
 
 
 Argent, three ghouls gules 
A heraldry joke
 
 
 
 1911 Pop-Quiz Demotivator 
 
 
 Fantasy Castle Gardens with Stars and Nebulae 
 
 
 
 
 
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